Hawaiian princess during the 1800's who must defend her land from a scorned volcano spirit that swears to destroy all of Hawaii.
Japanese folktale princess who is raised by the emperor and soon discovers her inherent alien abilities as a resident of the Moon, deals with social exclusion while simultaneously butting heads with a kitsune.
Native American non-princess a la Mulan who deals with mystical creatures she must defeat while on the Western Frontier because she is the only one who knows the dangers of the land (like Wendigos and Cactus Cats).
Hispanic non-princess who rescues unjustly arrested revolutionaries during the Mexican Revolution against Spain.
Egyptian pharaoh who is cursed to become a wolf at night by the Egyptian gods and must discover a cure after realizing she has killed her entire family and become monarch.
Ethiopian princess who must venture into Italy in hopes of escaping death due to being a twin and experiences culture shock.
Are you okay
You look tired
You look upset
You look confused
Are you mad at me
What are you mad at
IT'S MY FACE
Every SINGLE TIME
Erectile dysfunction pill commercial:
You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!