a studious expression covers a multitude of sins.

Wherein a multi-fandom slash fan of declining years desperately backs up her shit and slowly, but inevitably, reduces her chances of becoming President to the nth degree.

cimness:

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

crispychocolate:

gaypornsword:

thenoodledude:

macchabee:

I think you mean “words I’m going to use all the time”

You’re waldeinsamkeit and your phone is dead
then all of a sudden
SHIA LABOUEF 

^omfg

cries

I dunno I think tumblr will be glad to have a knew word for mamihlapinatapai since we need it so much





Omg

Well yes but I find ‘eyefucking’ easier to pronounce

cimness:

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

crispychocolate:

gaypornsword:

thenoodledude:

macchabee:

I think you mean “words I’m going to use all the time”

You’re waldeinsamkeit and your phone is dead

then all of a sudden

SHIA LABOUEF 

^omfg

cries

I dunno I think tumblr will be glad to have a knew word for mamihlapinatapai since we need it so much

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Omg

Well yes but I find ‘eyefucking’ easier to pronounce

Possible candidates for a WOC Disney Princess

Queen Liliuokalani:

Hawaiian princess during the 1800's who must defend her land from a scorned volcano spirit that swears to destroy all of Hawaii.

Princess Kaguya:

Japanese folktale princess who is raised by the emperor and soon discovers her inherent alien abilities as a resident of the Moon, deals with social exclusion while simultaneously butting heads with a kitsune.

Calamity Jane:

Native American non-princess a la Mulan who deals with mystical creatures she must defeat while on the Western Frontier because she is the only one who knows the dangers of the land (like Wendigos and Cactus Cats).

Maria Pistolas:

Hispanic non-princess who rescues unjustly arrested revolutionaries during the Mexican Revolution against Spain.

Queen Hatshepsut:

Egyptian pharaoh who is cursed to become a wolf at night by the Egyptian gods and must discover a cure after realizing she has killed her entire family and become monarch.

Princess Romanework:

Ethiopian princess who must venture into Italy in hopes of escaping death due to being a twin and experiences culture shock.

Everyone:

Are you okay

Everyone:

You look tired

Everyone:

You look upset

Everyone:

You look confused

Everyone:

Are you mad at me

Everyone:

What are you mad at

Me:

IT'S MY FACE

Every SINGLE TIME

Erectile dysfunction pill commercial:

You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.

Tampon/pad commercial:

OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!

Eat, Drink, and Be Scary: [tw: rape culture] On creepiness.

thearcanetheory:

arletterocks:

A word on “creepy”: I know it gets thrown around a lot without necessarily being explained, so I’ll take a crack at it.

Creepy” doesn’t have to be a one-on-one thing, or even an attraction thing. People can notice it even without an overt sexual…

69thstreet:

one is ‘inappropriate’ to show and the other is accepted?

69thstreet:

one is ‘inappropriate’ to show and the other is accepted?

(via cimness)

“We need to acknowledge that we cannot know what it’s like to be an oppressed racial minority. Cannot. The end. Period. We don’t know because we’re queer, because we’re disabled, because we’re Jewish, because we were the nerdy kid in school. These things may have hurt us severely, but we need to stop playing Oppression Olympics and acknowledge that when we’re talking about race we Do. Not. Know. No more metaphors.

We need to accept that when a person of color tells us we’ve fucked up, the answer is not to get defensive. When we get that instinct to say “geez, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it that way at all,” it’s time to stop right now. It doesn’t matter how you meant it. It really doesn’t. Someone doesn’t have to have racism in their heart to do something racist. And doing something racist doesn’t make you an evil person who can never do good again, should never be an activist, should run off and hide in a hole somewhere. It means you did something hurtful, you made a big mistake, and you need to own that mistake. You need to say “I’m sorry.” Full stop. I’m sorry. And if the person who called you out is generous enough to take time to explain what you did wrong, you need to have a seat and listen.”

—   

White Feminists: It’s Time to Put Up or Shut Up on Race  (via waschbar)

This might be the greatest thing I ever read…

(via holyharam)

This is important.

(via yourveryfleshshallbeagreatpoem)

(Source: fromonesurvivortoanother, via lazulisong)

beinggayisokay:

loveincolororg:

God has spoken!

^^ bahaha

beinggayisokay:

loveincolororg:

God has spoken!

^^ bahaha

(via smoteymote)

vanjalen2:

a new age of blogging is upon us

This soooo can’t be good for you. The shearing forces alone… ugh my back hurts in sympathy.

vanjalen2:

a new age of blogging is upon us

This soooo can’t be good for you. The shearing forces alone… ugh my back hurts in sympathy.

(Source: filthysushi, via cimness)

flatbear:

tumblangeles:

theclearlydope:

Reddit Delivered: The Internet can be GOOD sometimes.

Those faces. All the feels right now.

CHLA

Oh jeez this is lovely.

There’s a pissed nurse manager out there somewhere ;)

I know that I always cringed a bit when outside food was brought in because so many of our patients at children’s were on a diet plan/restriction and even those who weren’t, the in-house meals (where, yes, you could get pizza ;) were such that it was much easier for the nutritionists and nursing staff to keep track of ins&outs. 

But their faces are so cute…

(via robinade)